Tiffany and Katie's list of different Indian honks: 1) I am here- 2) You're in the way. move (please)- 3)I am going to be driving in the wrong lane- 4) I'm speeding around this very sharp turn. You should stop- 5) Our cars are literally touching each other because of this extremely narrow road, but I will honk anyway in hopes that it will change the situation- 6) Move cow/goat/dog/infant sleeping/standing in the road- 7) This is not a pedestrian zone (no such thing actually- 8) Haven't honk in thirty seconds. Just thought I would make some noise- 9) First person on the road at 6am. NOISE NOISE NOISE 10) Response honk (honk back pweaaassee)- 11) We are about to crash into each other. Let's honk instead playing chicken 12) White person honk? 13) There's a giant boulder under your front tire.... let me honk for you 14) It's dark and there are no lights so I will honk in hopes that people won't crash into me 15) Hey! You cut me of honk (why didn't I think of that?!)