Things they don't tell you when you visit Coimbatore: -- Don't waste space in your suitcase bringing sunscreen because the smog is so thick, you can't even catch a tan, let alone a sunburn -- Mosquito repellent doesn't work -- There WILL be feces infested waters as you cross bridges and you WILL be forced to smell it -- You are an alien life form and people will stare, even when you're in a dark movie theater (skin glows florescent) -- Do not sit on the roof of the yoga institute and be loud with the lights on at 11pm or you will get called out -- If you hang an Indian's laundry out to dry for them, they will be eternally grateful and bring you cookies and mangoes all the time to return the favor -- DO NOT DO NOT smile back at middle aged men in the mall or they will follow you up 6 escalators o.O -- Bring lots of cash because none of the banks will take your freakin' American debit cards -- Make sure you send mail AS SOON as you arrive in the country or family/friends will get you letters weeks after you return home -- If you have sensitive skin, pack a ton of anti-itch cream because apparently Indian people don't believe in it (especially with the crappy tap water, it's necessary) -- Never order chennna masala. You will get sick from the excessive amount of chick peas -- NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVERRRRRRRR go to a place called Seasons (or really anywhere that attempts to make western food. terrible... just terrible!) -- Get use to frequent power outages -- Beware of low-flying bats. There are some with a wing span of 2 feet, I sware -- There will be an intermission if you see a movie. And people will whistle through the entire movie, regardless of its relevance